"why don't you … paint all your baseboards with glow-in-the-dark paint?"
"why don’t you … create ephemeral organizations and give yourself roles in them? You can be President of the Two O’Clock Tuesday club."
"why don't you … draw trompe l'oeil rings on your fingers with metallic paint and jewel-tone ink?"
"why don’t you … create a clock where the hours are chimed with the sounds of successively bigger clocks being destroyed?"
